Thursday, October 05, 2006

Akatsuki. Association of Freaks.

Quoted for truth. Only for Naruto manga readers :)

'The freak show just goes on and on.

Kisame is a blue skinned shark man with freakin' gills in his face, Zetsu is a two-toned, scizophrenic cannabal inside a venus flytrap, Sasori was a puppet boy, Deidara has mouths, replete with tongues, in his palms, Hidan treats being decapitated as an annoyance and is a voodoo doll, and now Kakuzu is apparently made of out big wierd extend-o cords. And of course we had Oro, with his freakish tongue and neck, oral rebirth and 'I'm made of snakes' jutsus.

Itachi is the only one even vaguely passing for normal here. And considering the fact he's a genocidal nutcase who can shoot illusions and enternal fire and fuck knows what else out of his eyes, that's saying something.

There might be Tobi, but he's an unknown at this point. I'm willing to bet he's a freak too. Like his face is made of brie or something.

Moral is, if you want to be a super S class criminal, you have to be a total freak of nature. Christ knows what unholy wierdness the AL and Blue Haired Lady will have at thier disposal.'

Quoted from Kimi-Sama. Narutofan Forums. 5/10/06

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