funny news, funny excuse

There was this recent blunder made by the staff of the Penang Municipal council where one of them controlling the CCTV at an official function used the RM500k equipment to zoom in on women's thighs -women journalists' thighs to be specifc- instead of the official proceedings.

WTF...and the excuse of the staff when being caught red handed, ready to tfk (ok i'm making this up) was:

"errr, ini CCTV i tak boleh control punya la...memang majiam tu punya".

Above statement was such a crappy and lame excuse, it was immediately proven null by some badass engineers who proved that the CCTV can be freely maneuvred (duhh of cos can la, RM500k u know) without much hassle. I'm beginning to suspect that PMC ppl are a bunch of baboons high on crack.


WTF number 2...and instead of taking action on that stupid mofo, Penang Municipal Council president Datuk Abu Bakar Hassan had this to say:

“The issue is the sexy dress of the journalist. If it was not sexy, it would not have happened."

Wakao...and now they're blaming it on the women...is this jahilliah or not man...please la...control your equipment and "equipment" properly la...I'm starting to believe that their "equipment" takes primary control of their actions instead of their brain (which is on shutdown mode most of the time) . And what's worse, the woman journalist wasn't wearing anything sexy or revealing at all, just a knee length skirt and a long sleeved shirt.

WTF number 3...and when being shot by numerous action groups, the press, and women's rights groups, Mister Datuk Abu Bakar had this to say:

“Kita adalah orang yang bertamadun manakala, mereka-mereka yang bukan beragama adalah di belakang kita.”

hahahahahaahah WTF number 4!...
number 1: he still dare bring religion into the picture after such a shameful deed done by no other than members of his own religion.
number 2: he still dare mention bertamadun which is like the biggest bullshit in the history of mankind. hello, using CCTV during a formal function to zoom in on women's thighs is dam bertamadun la now...walaoehh...
number 3: he still dare mention "di belakang kita"...hmm maybe we should use CCTV to zoom in on women's thighs oso la...we are di belakang mereka now, must catch up lar /sarcasm

This statement is contradictory to our "Bangsa Malaysia" ideals which according to Mr. Najib "does not discriminate based on skin colour, race or religion"...wow...very touching...his next sentence however is the biggest oxymoron in the history of the universe: "It does not question the special rights of the Malays, our quota or anything of that sort." This statement left me breathless as i rolled on the floor laughing and having seizures. Such contradiction...the cheek...such...insufficiency of intelligence...

Now I'm pretty sure that most of the people running our country are a bunch of baboons high on crack.

WTF number 5!