call me beng. ahbeng.

In honour of my recently acquired ahbeng hairstyle (by accident, mind you) , i shall thereby post an ahbeng joke.

Ah Seng, Ah Beng, and Ah Heng were at a convention together and were sharing a large suite at the top of a 75-storey skyscraper.

After a long day of meetings, they were shocked to hear that the lifts in the hotel had broken down and they would have to climb 75 flights of stairs to get to their room.

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Ah Seng said to Ah Beng and Ah Heng: 'Let's break the monotony of this unpleasant task by concentrating on something interesting.

'I'll tell jokes for 25 flights, and Ah Heng can sing songs for 25 flights, and Ah Beng can tell sad stories the rest of the way.'

At the 26th floor, Ah Seng stopped telling jokes and Ah Heng began to sing.

At the 51st floor, Ah Heng stopped singing and Ah Beng began to tell sad stories.

'I will tell my saddest story first,' he said.

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'Actually hor, I left the room key in the car...'

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p.s: oh and i got my first ear piercing, and now i think i'm addicted.

p.p.s: it's still beng no matter what u say peks!! :P heee

Things Aren't So Beautiful Now

A Thorn For Every Heart
Things Aren't So Beautiful Now (Part 2)


Scene begins as a telephone rings.
Chokes a gasp at the awful news it brings.
A phone call she's been avoiding.
She knows he's reached the end.

Hooked up to the respirator.
It breaths life into my callused lungs.
My heart beats getting fainter.
I know my time has come.

It's getting colder
been trying to show her
that I'm not the one
to be there beside her now
I'm crossing over
can no one console her
alone she'll remain
with no way to end this pain.

Now I realize the things that I
(All of the things that I wanted in this world)
the things I have done to you
(What have I done to you)
why you gave your love with all your heart.
(Hands went way to fast)
With all that a heart could give.

Intentions that you'll never know
the reason why I have to lead astray
I gave you a life time of pain and remorse
(Mistakes that were never yours)
the wrong in my life can never be right.
(It flashes before my eyes)

(How did he come to this,
His mind is working harder than ever before.
Thousands of thoughts in seconds.
His last thoughts were of her,
and how he and he alone had destroyed the once
vibrant spirit he had inherited so deeply.
The last pain he had ever caused is to the only
woman that had ever loved him...)

Bright light is calling me upward.
(A ghost for now)
I follow and leave you below
Now you're all alone.
And I leave you with nobody by your side.
Not to hurt you ever again
Never break your spirit for me.
Now I'm all alone.
Still cherish the things that you have given to me.
Bright light is calling me upward
I follow and leave you below
Now

one of the most emo songs i've heard with meaningful lyrics. i reli love this song cos i can relate to it. kinda like my situation as of now...the difference is, i dont know if i should let go.....

ATFEH Rocks hard!!

...to show who i really am fond of?

What will u feel like, being entrapped in a dark room? With no help, no company and no way to get out. Waiting...silently waiting for an answer, praying for a saviour. Brain racing, looking for a way out. You do not know what will happen to u. Silently, u wish that this is all a joke...a prank being pulled by your friends, and this will all end in laughter and fun, but no in a dark corner of your mind, u know that every bit of it is reality.

Have you ever felt like that? a sense of hopelessness and anguish, wrought by events out of your control, violently sending you fumbling in a deep abyss of mental pain and suffering. Somehow, u will feel like u had a part in all this. You could have controlled it, played your deck right and win the game. But no, u did nothing instead and in the end, u end up in this cursed room, made specially to bring pain unto you. The course of human life, entangled with emotions and musings will sometimes lead u to a situation similar to this, it happens naturally to everyone. It is because each and every one of us have feelings, brought upon by emotions which are often not in our control. And if this is what it feels like to have emotions, i would rather have no part in it. Isn't it great to have no emotions? living your life without ever needing to worry about getting hurt or tormented. No debates with yourself, no analysing situations, no need to please anyone, no need to think of consequences, no need to care about your reputation, no need to love. How i wish life were like a rose without thorns. But the opposite is always true, no matter how u run away, it will come back, chasing u like a pack of hounds hungry for your blood, bringing you down and consuming you like a blazing fire. Thou shall not escape. This is life, and no more shall i find humour in ye. The only solace i shall find in this ever raging thunderstorm is in the form of escapism, laughter to hide sorrow, company to bring laughter, like a drug for me to forget. But alas, the hounds await.

Why can't i not use a mask to hide my feelings? Why can't i just show my true self, to show who i really am fond of? Why do i run away, acting like a coward, when i know i have every bit of what it takes to win? Shall i let go? Is there no hope left? Oh how i wish i can read minds...

The truth hurts, and it is as they say, truly blissful to be ignorant. In the end, i am still trapped in this cold dark room, left alone to suffer the consequences of my folly. Oh Lord save me, bring me out of my suffering...

Save me.......

Little Man and how i liked it....

So this is the movie i watched yesterday with SheaLeen. Had a pleasant encounter with KatYee as well. Didnt wanna do it at 1st cos it seemed stupid and uninterestesting. Well, i was wrong. This movie is hilarious.
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It's about a diamond thief (Marlon Wayans) who just got out of the slammer and is up for another job, which is to steal a diamond for a mafia boss (the nokia commercial mafia dude). Well, the job was a blunder and the diamond ended up in the handbag of the wife of Shawn Wayans, i forgot his name. So this midget dude posed as a baby to get into her house to retrieve the diamond. Friggin funny can? imagine a gangsta midget posing as a baby.
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And now can someone tell me how on earth they made Marlon Wayans so small? heck i know its gotta be CGI but how the heck?! oh and spoiler, this midget has a member of a prawn star XD looks like they shrunk his body but not a certain organ :P

The word's Binary bebeh....

011011100110100101100011011010110010000001110010011011110110001101101011
01110011001011100010000001101111011010000010000001111001011001010110000
101101000

if you think this really is rubbish, well it is not :)

decode it and u'll c the message. have fun.

big big hint: binary translator.

Prologue

So here is the impromptu and sudden birth of my rubbish site blog.

Hope u guys that sesat visit this here place will leave a comment for yours truly. :)

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So to start off, I’m a guy who is 18 (going on 19, bah I feel old already) this year. Currently residing in boleh-land a.k.a Malaysia.

This is a land of food, food and more food heavenly food which is the result of us having 3 very different races living in harmony…sometimes…

And I pledge to blog about anything and everything under the sun. Why else is this called a rubbish site huh? ;P

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So to all the sifus and gurus of blogging, please take care of me and give me tips n pointers as seen fit. Thank you ladies and gentlemen.